Terrible Motivational Quotes
school is back and it’s getting pretty
hip okay it’s time to go to the store
get your get your book bags get your
pencils get excited to learn hmm I
wouldn’t be a millionaire well you
should probably go to school because a
lot of the information you learn at
school is is helpful too I don’t need
friends screw friends okay um I don’t
really know how that’s related and also
screw women you know I again I really
don’t even know a damn thing – uh-huh
core well you know what I’m gonna become
a billionaire and there’s not a single
thing that you can do about it all right
and also I’ve caught you on instagram
okay so good job good job champ well I
guess everybody wants to be an Instagram
billionaire wait a second is this an
intro to a video where
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I received a message on Instagram from
Moses the other day he linked me to a
single account called the boys Empire
with his only comment being how is this
real
honestly that question is still kind of
floating in my mind even as I’ve done
the proper research to make an entire
youtube video about it listen if you’re
trying to become a millionaire in this
cutthroat world you’re gonna need some
motivation and where else can you turn
for motivation then instagram.com
there’s a certain type of account on
Instagram and that type of account is
dedicated to giving you the motivation
you need to become a millionaire I think
that’s a really admirable mission it
takes a lot of guts to get into that
business motivational speaker best
motivational quotes for boys welcome
bros DM for business so you know that
this is business oriented bro that girl
you can’t stop thinking about is
probably texting five other boys you
know what I think of when I’m looking to
get motivated I’m looking for an
Instagram page to give me trust issues
with my girlfriend I do like the caption
though man for sure believe me she’s a
demon man got a little devil emoji in a
ha let’s look at the comments see now
why you got a post that please this
don’t be real
she will broke my heart that can’t be
all of the motivational post on the boys
Empire there’s got to be some
motivational things on there right Ted
and my answer to you is uh like kind of
money attracts girlfriend remember it if
you’ve got money you’re gonna get the
girl dude everybody knows the rules once
you’ve got money you’re attractive and
have a good personality here’s a really
really great motivational quote bros
before hoes man literally just says bros
before hoes I don’t want to be in a
relationship I want to be in a
Lamborghini that just sounds like a
description of a midlife crisis in fact
well yeah you don’t want to be in a
relationship and you’d want to be in a
Lamborghini
so you divorce your wife and you buy a
Lamborghini
if you want to own a Bugatti one day
stop taking advice from Toyota drivers
wait a second this post is just shitting
on Toyota drivers
I Drive a Tacoma I’m past the tiger in
line may be powerful but I don’t perform
in circus I really you know with this
one I can’t find a reasonable
explanation for what this one means this
seems to be coming from the perspective
that lions and tigers only exist in
circuses let me look at the comments
okay so kickboxer underscore RB b just
says wolf who to its official says well
said just marvelous
clearly he got something out of this
that I didn’t how about this one find a
woman with brains
everybody has vagina every single human
has a vagina guys every single one and
that is a certifiable fact of life one
of the things I’ve noticed about the
boys Empire though it doesn’t seem to be
very solid motivational quotes there’s
these little tidbits that kind of
indicate to me that the person running
this account is kind of a fuck-boy
he’s kind of a nice guy in fact pretty
much everyone who runs these accounts
are nice guys but instead of figuring
that out he just kind of regurgitates it
as motivational quotes such as if
someone doesn’t text you back within an
hour or two they’re ignoring you no one
is without their phone for hours I think
that’s actually very very motivating you
know what blog
this is posted as if it is a fact of
life which it is not he seems to be
ignoring that sleep exists for multiple
hours really and that people can be busy
that’s just me spitballing though there
are a lot of these accounts they’re
everywhere there’s more than I expected
and it made me a little bit upset so now
it’s time to journey out into other
motivational Instagram accounts blocked
me on whatsapp today okay get ready to
search me on Google later just seems
like a bitter person this seems like
it’s directed at a single person like I
feel like we’re kind of missing out on
some information here I feel so stupid
when I text you when you never reply
back the dude doesn’t like being left on
read what’s not motivating about that
ignore me once and I will ignore you so
hard you will start to doubt your own
existence oh my god he’s so fucking
powerful he’s gonna
someone doubt their own existence by
ghosting them this person just sounds
insane ignore me once and I will ignore
you until you Gaslight yourself what
does that even mean and then the caption
is just type yes if you agree if
everyone likes you you have a serious
problem what in order to be a
millionaire you have to be an asshole
if everyone likes you then that’s a bad
sign I’m a different person when I’m
hurt when I’m hurt lion comes out when
I’m hurt oh man yes oh man you better
watch out the Lions come out of cage
baby you smoking a cigar wearing a tux
cuz he’s a classy fucking lion as I did
my research on these motivational pages
one of the things I came across was a
very interesting correlation there seems
to be a hierarchy in the way that the
owners of these pages prioritize factors
in people’s lives so I’ve done a little
bit of mapping out to give you guys a
walkthrough on what you should be
prioritizing in your life to be a
billionaire number one is money
number two is working out number three
is narcissism number four is any sort of
interpersonal relationship focus on
money and not people because I never met
a dollar I didn’t like screw people no
girl will choose six pack over six cars
so stop going to the gym and go to work
so screw the gym right except spend your
free time at gym not at Starbucks with
her so instead of spending time with a
girl you should be at the gym but
instead of being at the gym you should
be working because money is number one
when it comes to girls man fuck love I’m
happy and Loan and I’m loving it if
everyone likes you you have a serious
problem you should change that too if
anyone likes you you should have a
serious problem
you should be hated by the world hey man
you want to be Geoff Bowes Oh Geoff
Bowes oh no Geoff Bonanza you want to be
Tim Kok you want to be Bill Bill Gates
yes you broke my heart and raped my
feelings his feelings were raped whoa
and there’s a picture of the Joker which
leads us to a very interesting page for
motivational quotes called Joker quotes
you guys like the Joker
it’s more motivational quotes but with
the jokerz photo behind it such as 24/7
hard work makes you successful texting
24/7 makes you a pervert what does that
even mean nobody cares about your degree
when you drive a Lamborghini the Joker
drives a Lamborghini guys across all of
these Instagram pages this is my
favorite motivational quote taking your
ex back is like trying to put poop back
in your own butt damn that’s fucking
deep
that’s huge these motivational quotes
have me truly inspired I’m motivated to
spread the good knowledge that are
provided by these Instagram pages I
think that the only way that we can
celebrate these Instagram pages is
taking a little bit of their knowledge
and spreading it throughout the world
free business motivation for people who
need business motivation I’m gonna go
around and I’m gonna give business
motivation would you like some business
motivation I need you to be a little bit
more excited about that yes taking your
ex back is like trying to put poop back
in your butt hey you want some business
motivation
come on 24/7 hard work makes you
successful 24/7 texting makes you a
pervert bend your free time at the gym
not at Starbucks with her I like if you
want to own a Bugatti one day stop
taking advice from Toyota drivers yeah
what do you drive I Drive a Toyota it’s
free business advice
come on please fuck table makes it seem
way too professional which I am
decidedly not taking your ex back is
like trying to put poop back in your
butt you agree with that the from the
tiger and the lion may be powerful but I
don’t perform in circus it’s a good one
okay do you guys consider yourselves
businessmen no not really
no lemonade stands I mean like when I
was a kid maybe drugs no not really how
are you a business person you consider
yourself business that’s a business
journalism final woman with brains
everyone has vagina yeah whole world
guys everyone’s got a everyone has a
vagina if everyone likes you you have a
serious problem the tiger and lion may
be powerful but I don’t perform in
circus actually it’s a really good
business motivation thing the fact that
you don’t get it is actually just kind
of disappointing not a businessman
clearly give you guys one more chance to
redeem yourself and get a little bit
motivated for business all right
you sure are you high okay fine I don’t
want to be in a relationship I want to
be in a Lamborghini 24/7 hard work makes
you successful texting 24/7 makes you a
pervert see ya guys hope you enjoyed
that video hope you learned a thing or
two about what it means to be a
millionaire you probably did I’m pretty
smart remember to be stay motivated and
don’t ever don’t ever take Joker for
granted okay if you’re on your phone
24/7 you’re a fucking pervert
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