Motivational Memes to Get Us Through the Apocalypse
hey guys welcome back to my channel
things are very weird right now we all
know why I don’t have to say why but I
think a lot of us myself included feel
kind of scared and uncertain about
what’s gonna happen in the near future
these are really bizarre events news has
been very sad and bad and it seems like
we’ve lived through nine months of it in
the span of a couple weeks but that
being said I don’t think most of the
people coming to my channel want to be
reminded of the things they are scared
of they’re here to be destructed from
those things and I am hoping to help
with that today because what we need
right now more than anything else is
motivation not the kind of motivation
you can get from seminars because those
should be canceled right now anyway or
from I don’t know prescription drugs I’m
talking about the kind of motivation
that you can only find when you head to
Instagram because a very wise man once
said that the corona virus is not the
worst virus having a negative mindset is
much worse when I read this I
immediately realized that I was going
about the situation all wrong instead of
trying to be prepared and worrying about
what could happen I needed to just
remain positive because as another wise
man or perhaps the same wise man once
said no virus can kill optimist I’m sure
some of this and some of what I’m going
to talk about in this video might have
been done ironically but there are still
people who think this way they think if
Tom Hanks just pumped some iron and then
puts on a very skimpy Bubba Gump shrimp
shirt then he can physically beat up a
virus just punch it so hard that it’s
not a factor if anything I would think
punching it would probably be the worst
thing to do seems like a way to contract
a virus that’s spread by human touch but
what do I know I’m not a science but
I’ve actually been able to find some
very similarly motivational posts on
this page called believed motivations
and I do believe in motivation you don’t
always need a plan sometimes you just
need them all couldn’t agree with that
one more in fact I don’t know if you
guys know this I don’t actually write my
videos because like he said I don’t need
a plan I don’t need to plan out what I’m
doing instead I just slap my balls down
on a blank piece of paper
whatever happens happens and yeah you
bet your ass I’m smoking a cigar for
some reason that is a very common theme
in these motivational posts Don Draper
the pinnacle of sixties manhood and also
terrible respiratory health I’m calm
because I know how to take over a strong
believe me I’m not worried about any
strums that are coming my way you know
why cuz I don’t need a plan I got balls
they’re very far apart from each other
for some reason are you ready to die for
what you want then you will definitely
get it I think what black and white Vin
Diesel is saying here is that if you
want to die and you’re ready to die so
that you can die then you definitely
will die someday you will laugh at the
problems you have faced this is very
true I think back on my childhood one of
the biggest problems I had until I was
like 11 was that I used to wet the bed
and I hated that and I can laugh at it
now because I don’t need to wet the bed
anymore I just continue to do it because
I love it there’s a part of me that it’s
unfamiliar to myself and I keep myself
finding there I don’t think I understand
that well cut off one head two more
shall take its place so true I’m gonna
go cut off my own head I’ll be right
back they said it couldn’t go so much
I may have aggression on you but not
regression I have started this for 10
minutes and I cannot tell you what it
means I have no idea daddy’s money can’t
buy you balls is someone saying this to
the rock or is the rock saying this to
us
or is he daddy is his money not enough
to buy me balls it’s not that I don’t
have any balls I’m just curious what
they would be worth on the open market
fuck would they think smoke a cigar
alright these are starting to make less
and less sense every problem comes with
a solution but my GF doesn’t have but my
girlfriend doesn’t pet but my girlfriend
doesn’t have your ex you can to be my
Rolex the things are getting a little
out of hand on this page I think I’m
gonna head over to a little bit more of
an intellectual page this one’s called
massive things so sorry if you’re gonna
have to use your brain a little bit on
this one guys but these are some truly
gigantic things no quotes
no books no Theory execution makes you
rich this one I’m conflicted with
because obviously I want to live by this
quote but also if I do that then I
should be ignoring quotes and just
executing but then I would know how to
do that because I ignored this so then I
have to read the quote but I’m not
supposed to read the quote parties no
hangouts then what is your happiness my
parents smile that one’s kind of cute
not gonna lie I’ll let that once lost
some men think how to make millions
others men think how to make girlfriends
now I actually found that motivational
page from massive things which I found
from another page called males soul it’s
like I don’t know if you guys remember
that video I made a couple years ago
about all those meme Instagram accounts
probably being owned by the same person
or same couple of people this kind of
feels like the same thing they all
advertise each other and they’re all
equally brilliant this has to be my
favorite one out of all of them though
dark motivation this is a hundred and
thirty four thousand followers and these
are all like motivational posts but with
pictures of clowns
exclusively just clowns and like skulls
and middle
which I fuckin love cuz I’m a little bit
rough around the edges I’m kinda
hardcore so this page really speaks to
me like I want to be motivational but
also I’m kind of the Joker in real life
sometimes being too nice is dangerous
that was of course the lesson to take
away from the it movies which is that
the killer clown who went around eating
children was tuna stay original and let
the world copy you never above you never
below you always beside you again what
the fuck does this have to do with
Pennywise if anything he’s always like
right behind you with a giant knife
ready to stab you in the back this is
not motivation people come and go that’s
life is he winking a little bit of
inconsistency on this page if I’m being
honest they have things like I found the
key to happiness stay away from assholes
hell sent us the most evil disease and
we humans call it love and then they
have posts like I am opening an
emotional bank account for you
sweetheart so deposit your love in it
and you will get the interest be mine
happy proposed ed proposed a wait that’s
a real day this is the first result on
Google Images happy proposed day you are
unique you are caring and you are the
best and I am delicious to have you in
my life life’s a bitch so we’re gonna
fucking oh you don’t like me go ahead
and report me at who cares all right
fine maybe I will wait what is this
website I can’t submit your name on here
it’s just pictures of bread and it says
I love making bread do you think they
knew that this is what who cares calm
was when they made that mean or did they
just think they were owning you real
hard and real good oh you tried to
insult me whatever looks like I’ll be
calling 1-800 who cares
she said me or friends I don’t even miss
her
that’s pretty savage gotta respect the
bros before hos mindset especially when
your brows look this cool and are all
wearing matching suits and look exactly
the same for some reason you have to set
goals as much as big
your ex boobs and ass work okay maybe
this page isn’t 100% real either way
it’s fucking hilarious and I love it she
was a gold digger
but I didn’t have Lamborghini after
making two to three videos on tick-tock
woman’s be like guys follow us on
tick-tock bro you have to learn how to
heal yourself without need of others
like when your eyes stop working cuz you
stared at the Sun for too long you’ve
gotta learn how to heal those things
don’t ask a doctor to do it he’s just
gonna laugh at you dad what is sleep I
don’t know son we were hustlers I’m
picturing like the world’s most tired
eight-year-old like that to this school
my friends were talking about sleep what
is that can I do it is another one beast
thinks these are the thoughts that a
beast has you know things like be kind
be humble but be a beast twinkle twinkle
little star I really don’t care who you
are and my family is my life sorry to
interrupt folks but it looks like we do
have a breaking news alert
yep the celebs are added again folks the
celebrities have all banded together to
find a cure for Corona do we have a clip
it isn’t hard to do nothing to kill or
die for I know
gentle imagine ah oh I think I just got
an ulcer from that well you heard it
here first folks scientists don’t need
to keep working on that vaccine the
celebs and figured it out back to your
regularly scheduled program before I
wrap things up I want to offer a little
bit of advice for those of you who may
be looking for that at the moment just
some perspective I can give from my own
personal life experiences the woman I
was chasing maybe chasing another and
that another is somewhere chasing
different another that’s just how she it
works I know that might be controversial
but I tell it like it is that’s how it
works
but for real if you guys are looking for
a laughs I can’t recommend this male
soul Instagram page enough they’re just
all over the place
post like if a girl cry for you it
doesn’t matter
girls always cry but boys can cry too
and it’s okay many comes many goes women
always text boring and slow if a boy
flirts with you that doesn’t mean he’s a
playboy maybe he’s broken inside GF
equals go fuck yourself in are so sweet
even if we are watching porn
we still reply to all women Tech I can
die but I will never text you sometimes
I wish I was an octopus thank you thank
you thank you
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guys so much for watching it please wash
your hands as much as possible stay away
from people who are more vulnerable than
you are these are very weird times and
we all need to look out for each other
but from a safe distance of course that
being said thank you again for watching
I will be back 5 minutes from now with
another brand new video where my wife
finally realizes how annoying I am
because her job is making her stay home
with me all right bye guys
